The Cat in the Hat Economy Black Headband

Seuss is probably the most famous children's book author in history, and with good reason! He wrote dozens of books for children full of easy-to-understand phrases to make reading easier for kids to grasp. We adults love them too, of course! Not only that, he did it by creating such iconic things like Green Eggs and Ham! Now, we don't want to echo the book, but why on earth would anyone eat green eggs and ham?! Obviously, if those eggs are green, there has been some sort of issue with the food, or in the cooking process, and you should send it back. Have the eggs and ham been refrigerated? Are they past their expiration date? Someone discuss that with the chef, please. We're queasy just thinking about it.

But we digress... Sorry about that. We get passionate when it comes to breakfast food. Have you seen this cool hat, anyway? It's an officially licensed The Cat in the Hat Economy headband, which is a long string of words meaning it's a faux fur headband with foam ears and that iconic red-and-white-striped hat attached atop. We think you would love it as much as you enjoy Dr. Seuss's stories. We don't know how we can be any more effusive in our praise, either.